Dazed

Okay, here’s a great idea. Make alcoholic ginger ale and ginger beer and make the alcohol content above the limit of where it can be sold in regular stores so it can only be sold in liquor stores and then create a hype around it, and people would like, go wait, what the f***, I’m gonna go buy it.

Build a Linux OS that is just the browser. When you boot it up there is no desktop, just a full-screen browser.

I do about 90% of my work in the cloud, and if I could tear myself away from LibreOffice long enough, I could migrate to Google Docs. (But LibreOffice is sooo customizable.)

Everyone that owns a smart phone has some sort of cloud account. Microsoft just hands them out.

And, before you say it, Chrome OS is not the same. It has desktop icons & stuff that is meaningless nowadays.

I might just have to get Claude on this one…

salad clamp for eating

Make a little clamp like utensil to make salad eating easier. smaller bits of salad are hard to stab & hard to scoop with a FORK.

It would be like chopsticks, except; stainless steel, with a hinge at the top & wide silicone gripping pads at the bottom.

So, I guess, nothing like chopsticks. Never-mind.

Okay, I just had a great idea. Start a restaurant in a big City like New York or LA, or one of them places out on Wall Street, probably, and have it be called One customer at a time. Only one customer can come in, and then they eat and do whatever they want.

Watch a movie, inspect their email, or do their laptop stuff, whatever. But nobody else can be there while they’re there, and you just pamper them and wait on them hand and and foot and just make the experience awesome.

Of course. You would have to charge about a thousand dollars for a coffee and about five thousand dollars for a breakfast sandwich, but it could work if there’s some rich people who want to feel special.

smooth almond milk smoothies

So I figured out how almond milk clumps up when you trying to blend it as a milkshake with ice it’s because the almonds have fiber end the fiber gets blended up turned into the milk and it follows up with the ice crystals and then clamp up but when you put just a little bit of regular milk in the mix the fats in the regular milk break everything apart again and it smooths up smooth.

OMG: That was one sentence, yikes!

Hey, Pete Davidson, you should do a skit on Saturday Night Live where there’s a guy and a woman are in the Drive-Thru and it’s just pouring down rain.

The drive thru doesn’t have a cover, and the couple are arguing about whether to roll the window down or not, and the guy in the drive-through is holding the bag out in the rain the entire time.

So, the woman finally rolls the window down real quick, grabs the bag, pulls it in, & rolls the window up. But, then all she has is the top of the bag. Because…