Make a little clamp like utensil to make salad eating easier. smaller bits of salad are hard to stab & hard to scoop with a FORK.
It would be like chopsticks, except; stainless steel, with a hinge at the top & wide silicone gripping pads at the bottom.
So, I guess, nothing like chopsticks. Never-mind.
I just thought of a great invention idea. A 24 hour analog clock. instead of the numbers going from 1 to 12, they would go to 24. Not quite sure how the minute hand would work.
So I figured out how almond milk clumps up when you trying to blend it as a milkshake with ice it’s because the almonds have fiber end the fiber gets blended up turned into the milk and it follows up with the ice crystals and then clamp up but when you put just a little bit of regular milk in the mix the fats in the regular milk break everything apart again and it smooths up smooth.
OMG: That was one sentence, yikes!
Hey, Pete Davidson, you should do a skit on Saturday Night Live where there’s a guy and a woman are in the Drive-Thru and it’s just pouring down rain.
The drive thru doesn’t have a cover, and the couple are arguing about whether to roll the window down or not, and the guy in the drive-through is holding the bag out in the rain the entire time.
So, the woman finally rolls the window down real quick, grabs the bag, pulls it in, & rolls the window up. But, then all she has is the top of the bag. Because…
Hey, I’m a little bit high again , and I had a great idea.
Make a pocket shocker thing to put in the pocket where you carry your phone or whatever. If someone reaches down to steal your stuff, it’ll shock the shit out of them.
You can push the button in your other pocket that disables the Shocker, so you can reach in & not get the pee pee shocked out you. Cool!
I just solved the problem with the entire incel Community. If they just have sex with each other and turn gay, then they’d always have someone with them. That’s what they should do man.
We typically refer to the power of any explosions by comparing them against the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Instead of that, I’m going to start comparing it against the bomb dropped on Nagasaki.
That will confuse people because it a lesser talked about explosion. example: That explosion was as powerful as 12 of the bombs dropped Nagasaki.
Or, we should at least say Hiroshimas, like it was an actual unit of measure. example: that explosion was 8 Hiroshimas
