We should equip ambulance drivers and paramedics with a sidearm.
That way, if somebody is just like so bad that they’re never gonna survive, like they got a chunk of lava in their chest burning through them or something. You just say, oh, he’s fucked, and just put a bullet in his head.
I’m a little bit high again, wait, what the hell happened?
I just had a great idea. When you do editing for TV, you have to leave a spot for the commercial; so the action stops, and then, when it picks back up, it’s got a slow moment for just about a second to get you acclimated back into the show.
I want to make it where something just insane happens in that first second, like someone’s flying to their death on a fiery magma tornado. And then switch the scene immediately, and people be like, wait, what the hell happened during the break?
1.”Render to each homo sapien his rightful appurtenances.”
2.”Please refrain from making your bowler a depository for sputum.”
3.”Avoid contumelious comportment.”
4.”Never extricate foreign matter from your proboscis.”
5.”Shield your oral aperture when forcibly expelling from the same.”
6.”Regard with deference and esteem those who are your predecessors.”
What do they mean?
1. Give each man his due
2. Don’t spit in your hat (?)
3. Don’t act crazy
4. Don’t pick your nose
5. Cover your mouth when you sneeze
6. Respect your elders
A show about a ghost doctor that treats ghost patients, called Ghost M.D. Maybe he is a real person that helps ghosts patients or maybe he, himself, is a ghost.
I just thought of an fun thing.
A serial killer who is called the copycat killer because he copies different serial killers. Like he’ll do one like a killer and another one of another killer and then keep going and nobody at all knows how to figure it out.
They might not even know he’s a serial killer. He may have already struck.
I just came up with a new theory that the world we’re in keeps moving through time & once we move to a new frame of existence, the old frame still has energy because we’re all traveling through the cosmos. So, the old frame still has energy and decays off, so you’re still alive in many different versions of the world and things are still happening in them. Crazy, huh?
I am sitting here in my home away from home: Checotah, OK. I’m pairing my smart watch because it lost connection for some reason & I got to thinking. Why are these called “smart” watches? They literally get all of their information from the phones they are connected to. All they do is shuffle the data to & from the phone.
The app in the phone is doing all of the work. So really they are dumb watches. Also, why the hell do we even need these in the first place? They basically do all of the things that your phone does anyway. They don’t really add any functionality on their own apart from notifying you if you forget your phone. Sure it shows the weather & tells you if you have a call or text, but you can look at your phone for that. And yes you can make a call on it, but that is just retarded talking into your watch.
You can access your camera remotely, which is admittedly pretty cool, but how often are you going to use that? The only real benefit from these devices is being able to look at your wrist & see the time. But that was the job of watches all along.
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